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ttst The Ten Sexiest Tomboys

Amelia, the biopic of the famous aviator and Hilary Swank’s latest bid for Oscar gold, comes to theaters this Friday. The story of this tough, fearless woman will be a welcome relief from the ubiquitous princess craze and dead-on-arrival romcoms like All About Steve. Some ladies want frills and bows — and good for them — but tomboys know how to make beating men at their own games look good. And while a lot of fictional tomboys have that “reveal” moment — when they let down their hair, put on some makeup and proclaim, “Hey, I can look like a pretty girl!” — we like them more in their dirty jeans, flannel shirts, and messy ponytails. “Sexy” may not be a word attached to tomboys often, but it certainly should be.


k The Ten Sexiest Tomboys10. Jewel Staite as Kaylee Frye, Firefly
If you missed sci-fi/western Firefly (and its movie spin-off, Serenity), you wouldn’t be alone. But, as with most shows created by Joss Whedon, what Firefly lacked in ratings, it made up for with a fiercely loyal following that bemoaned how briefly they were able to know characters like Kaylee, the mechanic who could fix almost anything except her love life. River Tam may have had psychic powers and elite-assassin training, but we still think Kaylee is more kick-ass.


jo The Ten Sexiest Tomboys9. Nancy McKeon as Jo Polniaczek, The Facts of Life
Of all the girls on Facts of Life, few had an entrance as memorable as Jo’s, when she pulled up to Eastland Academy on a motorcycle and introduced herself to the girly Blair as Gloria Vanderbilt. Jo didn’t tolerate fools telling her that she wasn’t feminine enough, and while she was a victim of unfortunate de-tomboyification as the series progressed, she eventually became a police officer, which seems like a smart move for a girl who wasn’t afraid of a little confrontation.


lw The Ten Sexiest Tomboys8. Linda Cardellini as Lindsay Weir, Freaks and Geeks
A straight-A student with a thing for army jackets and flannel shirts, Lindsay Weir was one of the titular freaks, made up mostly of stoners who are now the cast of every Judd Apatow film. While she had female friends — like the geeky Millie and abrasive Kim — in truth she was just one of the guys, hanging out listening to Led Zeppelin and getting high. She may not have thrown around a ball or fixed cars, but tomboyism is a big tent and she can definitely fit in.


ep The Ten Sexiest Tomboys7. Ellen Page
You might hate Juno for its Diablo Codyisms, but it’s hard to deny the talent and charm of the film’s star. A self-identified tomboy, she spent her youth playing with action figures and climbing trees, while she’s spent her adulthood getting Oscar nominations and learning how to do all her own roller-derby stunts in Drew Barrymore’s Whip It — including a fall that would make your entire body hurt out of sympathy.


dc The Ten Sexiest Tomboys6. Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner, Roseanne
The sardonic and athletic inverse of perky older sister Becky, Darlene evolved from sports-loving to artsy over the course of the sitcom’s life, but she never lost her brash attitude, more or less a necessity in her family. She delighted in gross-out humor and tormenting her siblings, and her main concern when she first started getting her period was whether or not she was going to start “throwing like a girl.” (Which, considering this list, hardly seems like a bad thing.)

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Comments ( 29 )

You forgot Maggie from Northern Exposure, she’s the best.

phineas q. commented on Oct 22 09 at 2:24 am

Do you really find Jo from Facts and Sara Gilbert sexy? Seems like a HUGE stretch.

Hellen commented on Oct 22 09 at 8:42 am

I haven’t seen a single commercial for Amelia! I’m actually surprised to hear it’s coming out this week. But yeah, they might as well just give Swank the Oscar now. For one, I can’t think of any really good, Oscar-worthy female roles from this past year, and two, Swank’s doing what she does best; playing the role of a woman trying to succeed at something traditionally dominated by males, and ultimately dying because of it:
*Boxing, suffers spinal injury, forces coach to euthanize her.

*Fuck women, shot and killed

*And now, Fly an airplane, gets lost in Bermuda Triangle, probably crashed and died. = Oscar Gold!

Kayode Kendall commented on Oct 22 09 at 9:26 am

Tatum O’Neal! Kristy McNicol!

Avenging Annie commented on Oct 22 09 at 9:31 am

There’s no accounting for taste, Hellen! And while I’m not sure about Jo, I actually had quite a crush on Sarah Gilbert during her Roseanne years.

LK commented on Oct 22 09 at 10:56 am

I’m with you on BSG’s Starbuck. Definitely tomboy hot, and her ability to kick so much booty only makes her hotter.

stephanerd commented on Oct 22 09 at 11:12 am

this is the worst list of any list ever, at no point do i agree with any of these names. These chicks werent even relevant past 1995. Is that when you wrote this? darlene?!?! darene? really? good day sir

richard commented on Oct 22 09 at 3:51 pm

ok a fee were relevant past 1995 but you still suck

richard commented on Oct 22 09 at 3:52 pm

I had a huge crush on Jo from facts. And Kristy McNichol, too for that matter

AD commented on Oct 22 09 at 4:17 pm

Semra Turan in Fighter should be on this list.

Lungfucius commented on Oct 22 09 at 4:26 pm

Where’s mrs. garrett?

jmh commented on Oct 22 09 at 4:36 pm

Oooh! Add Shosanna Dreyfus from Inglourious Basterds to the list.

CK commented on Oct 22 09 at 5:07 pm

I don’t have a hard time denying Ellen Page’s “talent” and “charm!”

cdc commented on Oct 22 09 at 7:57 pm

It’s weird how #5-10 look so much alike, they could represent different women playing the same character.

CK commented on Oct 22 09 at 9:52 pm

I can’t believe they left out Lori Petty of Tank Girl fame. You can’t tell me she wasn’t the sexiest psycho you’ve ever seen. Even if she was apparently into the inter-species thing…

Sumguy commented on Oct 22 09 at 10:07 pm

What about Gabriella Sabatini?

missdoc commented on Oct 22 09 at 10:36 pm

Jo. *Sigh*

ABT commented on Oct 23 09 at 2:53 am

first off her name was Watts and secondly she was not a mechanic, she hung out with Keith (eric Stoltz) who was a mechanic. It was never mentioned in the film what Watts did for a living…

joshua commented on Oct 23 09 at 3:50 am

No Kirsten Johnston from 3rd rock from the sun? She’d be my no 1!

jack commented on Oct 23 09 at 6:04 am

Unless you’re female, Joan Jett is probably not going to take you home (although she will certainly drink you under the table no matter what you are.

Alli commented on Oct 23 09 at 7:13 am

GINA CORANO … HELLLLLLLLLLLLO

greg commented on Oct 23 09 at 1:01 pm

where in the world is hilary swank?

casey commented on Oct 23 09 at 4:51 pm

It’s Linda Cardellini, not Cardinelli. yikes.

Marco commented on Oct 24 09 at 3:00 am

I’m sorry. Karen Allen in Raiders of the Lost Ark. #1. Period. #2 should be Kate Hepburn - way too many movies to count.

Mike H commented on Oct 24 09 at 10:09 am

Cote de Pablo as Agent Ziva David on NCIS.

Lex commented on Oct 24 09 at 2:46 pm

Ripley from the first ‘Alien’ movie gets my vote

gobsmacked commented on Oct 24 09 at 7:17 pm

Where’s Jodie Foster, the real-life Peppermint Patty? Just because she’d never go for us (M), doesn’t mean we don’t think she’s hot.

snookssnooks commented on Oct 28 09 at 12:19 pm

YES! I still root for Mary Stuart Masterson at every (decreasing) opportunity. Sigh.

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Videoport Jones commented on Nov 02 09 at 6:29 pm

so on point with a few. like starbuck and joan jett. snook, thanks for reminding me how smokin jodie foster is. and can we add to the list all the “butch” or “stem” characters of the L word. Shane anyone?

mayhem commented on Nov 16 09 at 10:05 pm

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